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Are You A Genius?

During A Visit To The Mental Hospital,

I Asked The Director: “How Do You Determine Whether Or Not A Patient Should Be Admitted To The Hospital”

The Director Said: “Well, We Fill Up A Bathtub, And Then We Give A Teaspoon, A Teacup And A Bucket To The Patient And Ask Him To Empty The Bathtub”

I Said: “Oh, I Understand, A Normal Person Would Use The Bucket Because It’s Bigger Than The Spoon Or The Teacup”

The Director Said: “No, A Normal Person Would Pull The Drain Plug, Well…. Would You Prefer A Bed Near The Window?

 

This Is Called, Check And Mate

Wife At Night: “Tell Me How Much Did Sachin Score In 2003 World Cup Against Pakistan?”

Husband: “98, Why?”

Wife: “Now Tell Me Why You Didn’t Wish Me For My Birthday Since Morning?”

Silence………..

Husband: “I Couldn’t Even Say I Have A Bad Memory”

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