Read Out These Super Funny Jokes That Will Make You Rolling on Floor Laughing

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Banta: How the word ‘Wife’ was invented?
Santa: They took the first two and last two letters of ‘Wildlife’!

Santa calls the Help Desk to complain a computer problem.
Santa- When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. What’s the problem?
Help Desk – Dear Santa, those stars are to protect you, so that if a person is standing behind, he can’t read your password.
Santa – Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me.
Help Desk – !!!!!

Santa and Banta are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.
Santa – What should we do now?
Banta- We’ll take 50:50.
Santa- What about the remaining 900?

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: An old king’s skeleton.
Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child.

Santa joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Santa: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Teacher: Tell me the difference between a Callgirl, Girlfriend and Wife.
The whole class became silent till little Santa Singh put up his hand and answered: Prepaid, Postpaid and Unlimited.

After returning back from a foreign trip, Santa asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Santa: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

Santa went to Art Gallery
Santa : I suppose this horrible luking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that’s a mirror!

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