100 metre ki race ho rahi thi…
Referee – ‘1,2,3 GO!’…
Everybody started running except Santa.
Referee – Y r u not running…?
Santa – My number is 4.
Santa joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Santa: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Santa: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.
Santa: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Police: R u married?
Santa: Yes, with a woman.
Police (angrily) : Of course! Did u even hear of anyone marrying a man?
Santa: Yes, my sister did….!!!
Santa: I’m going to watch “Mission Impossible” tonite.
Banta: On cable or at theater?
Santa: Not the film, my wife bought slim fit jeans & she is going to try it !!
Santa: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Santa: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Santa: Mera beta motorcycle se gir gaya
Doctor: I can’t understand Hindi. Can you tell in English
Santa: My londa gironda from Hero Honda !!!
Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated. He drank the poison and said: “Ab kaato saalo… Sab maroge”
Santa – How many apples can you eat on an empty stomach?
Banta – I can eat 6 apples.
Santa – Wrong. you can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach because when you eat the 2nd apple that’s not an empty stomach!
Banta: Wow superb joke. I’ll tell my friend..
Bant to Rahul – How many apples you can eat on an empty stomach?
Rahul – I can eat 10.
Banta – Pagal.. 6 bolti to mast joke sunati!!